Buy Candy: The Sweetest Answer

Of the myriad questions with which the average person grapples, could it be that there exists a sub-group of inquiries completely satisfied by the same, simple two-word answer? Only the questions themselves can put such a proposed solution to the acid test. The following is a sampling (or would that be ‘sampler’?): What is the best thing to do when you have just offended your best girlfriend? How do you prepare to meet the grandkids for the very first time? What do you do when there is a deadline to meet and the creative ideas are simply not flowing? How do you respond when the neighborhood Jr. Band Boosters show up at your door with chocolate bars in hand? What is the fail-safe way to prepare one’s cupboard for the holidays? What is it that the Easter Bunny, the PMS mother of a preschooler and the calendar-challenged husband who forgot (again!) his wife’s birthday do in common? Buy Candy! Warning: this message is not approved by your local dentist!!
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